ummmm

can i get a "what the bleep is up with public libraries and people wearing pants that are too small and too low for them while they sit in chairs reading sci-fi romance novels while sneaking sips of mountain dew and surfing the "net" [as they call it] for hours on end looking up things like 'man with three arms' and then laughing to themselves"??

man, life is crazy.

WAIT! AM I IN A MOVIE/DREAM/STRANGE ARS VORTEX!??!?
#joysofthelastcouplehoursoffasting