for all you impatient readers:

are you sick of ryan and i yet? well, sorry if you are. but you are going to have to deal with it for like, atleast 60 more photos. hah. but maybe i'll try to break it up. yeah yeah yeah, my sister bitches and my brother bitch about how i dont post frequently enough these days. what can i say? there is just too damn much to do when you live in south dakota. who would have thought, eh?? sheesh! life continues to be grand. melinda and jorma (my sister in law and brother STILL haven't had their baby! she's 3 days overdue...i can only imagine how impatient they are, especially mommy mo (melinda)!! and the docs told her she'd be early! yeaouch! so i dedicate this post to her, may you have something to giggle at while you are simply waiting for that little angel love to enter this world...i know we're all excited!! woohoo!! i love you, mommy mo.

this goes in the same chapter as the earlier post. it falls under the chapter "ski masks".  the great technical skillz are all props to ryan lasher. the crazy, dark and twisted scenario ideas are yours truly. OH MY GOSH! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT??? and you dont judge me. and that's why i love you, my two dear readers. 

this one is titled "THE BOUQUET THIEF":

note ry's feet above ^. below is the alternative ending...which do you prefer??

the end.