as if CROCS weren't bad enough (loving disclaimer: for those of you that DO wear crocs, i dont discriminate, i understand that they are comfortable, etc. some people have to wear them for work, etc...) but NOW THEY'RE MAKING A HIGH HEEL??????????????????????? oh wow. and their line is "its hard to believe the parents were ugly", what is SERIOUSLY hard to believe it??? hahahaha. no way. this is true garbage. albeit comfy garbage. but come on. i cant wait to see someone wearing these in the mall or on the street. i promise you (two) readers that i will ask her (or him) if they are comfortable. i will kindly request that they give me five one-word descriptions of just how amazing their new "fashionable" crocs are.i do believe that my and mr. davis' fashion sense is far superior:
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i hate crocs. these are just... revolting. i hate them with the same passion that i hate uggs.
amy JOON! that is SUCH a good call! uggs are the WORST. i think uggs and crocs are from the same messed up family! thank you for your solidarity.
xoxo.
i think i just threw up a little
you won't believe this! i just met this odd, surprisingly sexy, little aussie a few days ago and when i mentioned i used to design for dianne von furstenberg she flipped out and whipped out seventeen pamphlets of her designs... yes, they were the renovation of crocs.
first i started laughing a little bit like it was a joke, then i quickly silenced it and the conversation went as follows:
me, crying and laughing at the same time: "wow, comfort and fashion combined?!? where did you come up with such an awesome and innovative idea?"
her, well you know, it was just time for crocs to freshen up, you know? we call this the intersection of fashion and comfort"
me, "toooootally"
her, "and look at this one, and this one, and this one"
me, shaking and wiping away tears, "who new plastic could look so much like pleather, eh?"
her, "yes, i'm especially proud of the mint green ones..."
This went on till I felt too guilty to continue, then she left me the wastes of paper/pamphlets, with delias type font and names of boots such as, racy rocker, sexy snowbunny, simmering sister, mischievous minx, and my favorite: complicated contessa.
holy man, that is AMAZING. i cannot even believe that. i seriously would have paid like, $3000 to see that scene. i cant believe you held on that long. you are a strong, strong woman, kylie.
thanks for sharing your grand story. we have all benefited. i'm not even kidding. xoxoxo.
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